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My Stripper Name Would Be “Booty Booty Foxi Cheeks”
“yo you busy?”
my straight wolf friend had some time to burn before his meeting.
he texted me earlier to see if he could come through.
i was in the middle of making breakfast so i said why not?
when he arrived,
i threw on another omlettes and turned on love and hiphop atl.
i missed all the ratchetness last night so i needed to catch up.
as we ate the omelets i prepared,
he asked me an interesting question…
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“Ummmm… Is Usher Straight or Gay?”
i didn’t ask.
she did:
…thats my girl jenny mccarthy.
playboy veteran,
various tv show fame,
her own talk show on v-h1,
and my favorite:
jenny thinks usher is hot,
but she has a question for us…
MEETUP WITH A FACELESS STRANGER: (27)
“hi.”
that was the message you got on the chat site.
“sup.”
that is the message you sent back.
that message lead to numerous conversations.
good ass convo too.
“are you judgmental?”
that was his question.
“______________________”
you can fill in the blanks for your answer.
he unlocks his picture:
you like it huh?
he asks if he can meet you tonight?
he is going to be wearing a orange polo,
khaki shorts,
and some kicks.
he told you meet him at the starbucks at ____________.
you will see his:
…parked outside.
you go to meet him and he is there.
you also see his range outside like he said.
you spot him before he sees you.
well…
MEETUP WITH A FACELESS STRANGER: (26)
1 new message.
let’s see who this is.
“yo sup checkin u out”
that message lead to a couple hours of back n forth.
you feelin him,
but you haven’t seen what this person looks like.
do you ask?
do you just go with the flow?
fuck it.…
“so what you look like?”
unlocked….
MEETUP WITH A FACELESS STRANGER: (25)
your friend decides to hook you up with a wrestler.
his close friend happens to wrestle as a hobby.
he showed you two of his pictures on his tablet as a preview:
he doesn’t have anymore pictures,
but assures you that you will like him.
you go to meet him in a public place the next day.
this is what he looks like:
MEETUP WITH A FACELESS STRANGER: (24)
this is for everyone.
foxes.
wolves.
and hybrids.
you meet a guy on the chat site and he is a lot more different than what you are used to.
he is extremely charismatic and has an interesting way with words.
he is a little cocky,
but with him it comes off charming.
he tells you that his father owns a huge business that has made his family very successful and well off.
he didn’t have a picture up, but he sends you one in an email.
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