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When Your President Still Has To Show Up For Jury Duty

yeah,
i’m being petty.
so our president barack obama had jury duty today in chicago…
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Hurricane Harvey Is Here (Texas Foxhole)

texas foxhole…
i am praying for ya’ll,
like,
super heavy.
hurricane harvey is on a mission to fuck shit up.
your president wanted to wish ya’ll well…
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We All Might Get Cars If She Ran for President

auntie o for president?
well it could happen.
oprah sat down with david rubenstein on his show,
the david rubenstein show: peer-to-peer conversations“,
and he asked if she would consider running for the potus position.
an f-bi hipped me to what her answer was via the huffington post
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The Day After Yesterday

1fa6d96a3803bc11c15a383b33335c1fthe day started off pretty gloomy.
the weather didn’t help either.
first of all,
i did not sleep last night.
i was up every two seconds watching coverage of the shit show.
hillary had my vote even tho i wasn’t too keen on her.
it was better than trump,
but my foxy senses told me a few weeks ago that he would win.
after like 230am or so,
i finally shut it all down and attempt to sleep.
i woke up tired af,
but when i immediately opened my social medias.
the winner was the first thing i saw.
this is when i went to the foxhole
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America Is About To Be Great Again!

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in my blogging career,
i have rarely been left font-less.
today,
as i wake up to donald trump elected as our next president,
i am absolutely at a loss for words.so ill ask the foxhole…

Where do we go from here?

the following tweet made me sick to my stomach last night…
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RUN, CHEETO, RUN!!! (FOR PRESIDENT!)

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i have a feeling…
that if “chester cheeto” trump gets elected president next week…
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