^this is how i’m use to jessica simpson.
thick with some big boobs.
i liked these songs too:

and the gayest one of all:

don’t judge me.
well i know she stays pregnant,
but i saw these recent pics and…
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does she still sing?
model?
what does she do nowadays?
well after all these years of being with diddy,
and having enough juice for her memoirs,
it looks like cassie might finally take on a new role.
a foxholer sent me this… Continue reading “cassie might have a new project coming out (release date: 9 months?)” →

the straights are an interesting bunch.
i always say most of them love to judge “us” over our folly,
but i stay looking at them crazy from my own glass house.
so i have a home vixen that i judged yesterday with her confession…

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i don’t know about anyone else,
but i feel like a cub is a lot of work.
i see my friends with cubs and i’m like,
“no thanks”.
cubs require time,
attention,
and money.
for males,
we can have 20 cubs and still be successful.
dead beats and “don’t date him girl”,
sure,
but successful (with tons of child support) nonetheless.
the odds when you’re a vixen is much tougher,
especially when you’re chasing a career.
there are many single mothers out here pushing,
but i’ve asked a few and they said if they could do it all over,
they would choose otherwise.
as you know or didn’t,
queen naija is a youtuber and singer who has a cub with her ex husband,
chris sails.
the one with ( x the big tail ).
she has been dating shacking up with attentionisto,
clarence(nyc),
and she just launched her debut album the other day.
well she adds another alleged surprise to her story…
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welp,
i called it.
i said that after cardi b got pregnant,
this would fuck up her “career”.
it looks like i was right.
if ya’ll was looking to see her on tour with bruno mars,
you are about to disappointed.
this is what she just posted on her ig… Continue reading “cardi b ain’t about that tour life anymore” →

she must be a slow learner.
so i hate when folks preach one thing,
but end up make dumb ass decisions.
like,
we all do dumb shit,
but it’s another level to be making “dumb ass decisions”.
it’s when you out here moving so stupidly and taking obvious “L”s.
i often wonder…

Where are your damn friends?
Where are ya aunties and uncles?
Hell,
Where ya mama?

i’m talking to you miss joie chavis.
allegedly,
she is…

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