Smelly Dick, Smelly Dick, What Are They Feeding You?

cleanliness is the next thing to godliness.
amen.
we are foxes/wolves/and hybrids.
let’s be real.
when we don’t wash or clean,
we stink.
and BOY,
can we stink.
some boys don’t know how to clean themselves.
some don’t like to clean themselves.
they just run free in all their funk.
a friend of mine learned the hard way about that “stink“.
that p funk.
that pepe le pew swagg.




he couldn’t wait to tell me about it.

thank god i wasn’t eating.
we’ll do a quick speed through of what went down…

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