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Bibles and Butt Sex: The Alleged Tale of Another Gay Pastor

another pastor outed for suspect behavior in someone’s pool pit?
absolute shocker!
well i got the following fox wire and it is all ALLEGED.
okay so check this out…
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Pastors: From Holy To The New “Ho”?

i always liked to hear other people’s experiences.
you can learn a thing or two if people shared more.
well immanuel,
from one of my fav readers/bloggers,
left a comment under ( x my pastor gives aids better than you ).
he had some experiences with some pastors and well…
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The Church Pews Arent The Only Thing Giving Wood Nowadays

church is the place where one goes to get drenched in the holy spirit.
well thats what it is “supposed” to be.
nowadays you getting drenched in some other shit.
being completely honest but church is the place to get good gossip,
great drugs,
and greater sex.
the best part?
you can have a do over every sunday at altar call.
yup!
go up there with a face full of tears and repent for all your weekly sins.
um, score?!
i started to wonder if church is starting to become a joke?
or has it always been a inside joke that went over our heads?
is it best to just stay out of that fire so you won’t get burned?
really…

Is church really the devil’s playground?

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Pastor Darwin Randolph Allegedly Was Getting Piped In The Pulpit!

~~everyone meet senior pastor darwin randolph!~~
~~isn’t he handsome?~~
~~well allegedly you can get some that too.~~
~~i’m sure without paying an offering.~~
~~well not one that doesn’t involve money that is.~~
obnoxious tv broke the story and my f-bi filled me in.
~~aah another member of the “chuuch in d/l and all that is christ” congregation…~~

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Pastor Wants All The Gays In Concentration Camps Until They Die Out

Le sigh…
I would hate to ruin this man’s life.
I’m really a nice person, but I hate me and my people being fucked with.
Granted the Jackals and Hyenas need to be shipped off to some deserted island,
but the rest of us are GREAT people…

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You Got 10 Minutes To Fuck Me… Then I’ll Schedule You For Next Week.

“I’m not looking for a Wolf.
It is not a realistic thing.
I’m going to focus on my career.
I have not seen any successful relationships in this lifestyle.
And all the Foxes I see looking for a Wolf are not focused on their careers.
They get stuck looking for a man to fulfill them and lose focus on building their lives.
I mean, I will still be a ho because I can never let go of the dick… but I just won’t be looking to be locked down.”

I was blown away with that admission from a Fox that I know.
He was dead serious too, but he was honest.
He knows that he is in another place in his life and looking for a steady man is like looking for a needle in a haystack.
Hell, looking for a Wolf to match your money swagg is even worst!
I had to look at him in a “say what?” way, but inside I was thinking…