recently on the foxhole,
there have been major loading issues.
sometimes the site won’t load or it would take forever to refresh.
i called my hosting company to find out what was going on.
the gentleman told me:

“So your site is running slow because you get a lot of traffic.”

how much traffic,
you ask?
well per the stats…

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i’m gonna drag this attentionista this morning.
she got me feeling TIGHT.
i feel like the internet loves a good liar.
we make “influencers” out of liars.
the internet loves everything we see and choose to believe.
we have to be careful what we consume on this internet.
so many people out here are posting shit and we believe it upon first glance.
^that she-jackal,
whose name is dominique de silva (who goes by @queencitydom) from charlotte,
had me shook from taking the vaccine.
i saw this video right before i got jabbed:

 

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…and had to be talked down from off the roof by my friends.
even tho i was shooketh,
i still ended up getting it but was paranoid af with the “what if?” questions.
so according to “toofab”,
this young karen was allegedly lying about the whole thing.
so much so,
she got her gofundme under investigation… Continue reading “iphone cords and the bankhead bounce: the side effects of the jab from dominique de silva?” →

imagine a wolf enters you,
i mean really giving you ALL those inches,
and then…
he doesn’t pull out.
that’s because he legit can’t pull out because he’s stuck.
why?

His wife found out he was on the DL and she replaced his lube with super glue.

a foxholer sent me the following video and…

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*the following entry is rated r for disturbing images.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

there is a reggae song that i heard as a little one in barbados that absolutely disturbed me.
it was about a vixen who cheated on her man and told her to strip naked in the middle of town.
talmbout he bought this so…

“TEK IT OFFFFFFFF”

i can’t remember the name of it but as a kid,
i found the song to be absolutely disturbing.
all the straights loved and sung it all the time.
some folks can be really inhumane.
^those trans vixens found themselves in trouble at a straight club.
when the jackals in the club found out they were trans,
they were stripped naked and…

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foxhole,
i’ve been pushed into using “instacart“.
everyone i know was urging me to use the service months ago,
but i was very “eh” on it.
i’m at the point of no return when it comes to ordering groceries now.
since it’s been brick city,
i barely want to leave my crib.
apparently,
ya’ll be leaving ya’ll’s warm homes and beds to go fuck in the snow…

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i’ll never forget hearing a story of a vixen going to a burger spot years ago.
she ordered onion rings and when she got them,
she saw something that stood out.

There was a fried mouse in it

i heard after she sued the restaurant and won.
they promptly got shut down and that was that.
you hear stories like this and hope it never happens to you.
everyone who knows me knows that i love curry goat.
that is my favorite thing to order from the jamaican spot.

Curry goat
Rice and peas
Mixed cabbage
Plantains
Macaroni pie

mmmmmm.
there is a story circulating on ig about this jamaican spot down in florida.
@sue.bankss went to “the dutch pot” and ordered brown stew chicken.
allegedly,
she didn’t pay extra for the maggots in her meal too…

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