/the following video is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

so this is for my straight readers.
surprisingly,
there are a lot of them who lurk the foxhole.
*waves to my straights*
this is for them.
so you’re out the bae,
it’s late at night,
you’re on the way home,
and decide that you want to smash in an empty train car.
you know i’m always down for freaky shit.
this isn’t what i had in mind tho…
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jesus,
lord have mercy on my sou…
i’ve ( x covered ) this wolf before,
but one of the foxholers reminded me about him.
all thanks to all these recent justin comb’s scandals.
its no doubt justin has fine wolf friends.
he played football for ucla.
he better.
ain’t nothing better than meeting the wolf friend and having to say a quick prayer:

“lord.
please keep my ho-ish tendencies in check.
smashin’ the homies is not attractive.
i’ll make sure to add 20 dollars to the tithes bucket.
amen.”

…or am i the only one saying that?
ok so i want to re-introduce justin’s friend,
sean harris…
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nick cannon always had a nice wolfie bawdy.
well who knew he also did “good sex scenes” in “chiraq” too…
(def nsfw,
18^,
and for the curious straights…)
Continue reading “Who Knew Nick Cannon Had It Like That?” →