i mean…
it’s pretty obvious when you have the bawdy and booty for it.
i think sergio gray would be great asset in the #mycalvin ads for calvin klein underwear.
why?
he showed he fills them out well in a recent marvin bienaime bts…

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…according to his trainer.
i know.
weird.
you will not lie on justin bieber.
that is his legit body in those calvin klein ads.
dammit!
and like a straight wolf,
he is concerned you don’t lie on his big non photoshopped pipe either.
well breatheheavy.com learned you don’t play with bieber…
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okay i don’t know what voodoo…
or hoodooo…
or whatever justin bieber is doing…
but i think i’m for it.
i said “think”.
yes i am saying this.
so justin bieber is trying to make every one of his stans burst in orgasmic bliss.
he is now the 2015 spokesperson for calvin klein (#mycalvins) jeans.
not to mention drawz.
just look at what god (or an graphic design artist) did to him…
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