there are 3 things folks will wait patiently for:

Another stimmy
Our tax returns
Rihanna’s next album

…and i’m gonna add a 4th.

Donald Trump’s Mugshot

i been waiting to see the orange one’s walmart photo portrait all day.
it finally arrived and…

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The first summer that everyone isn’t wearing masks anymore but their real masks are flying TF off.

foxhole,
wake up,
another attentionisto heading to cell block d just dropped.
this drop had my box on fire over the weekend.
porn attentionisto,
leclair marquis aka knockout,
might be another who will be spending time on cell block “d” in florida.
i’m not fonting about a scene for onlyfans.
i’m fonting about this…

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some folks are too pretty for jail.
christopher michael harty,
also know as prince michael on love and hiphop miami,
is one of them.
i haven’t heard from or about him in a while.
i figured he was minding his business,
promoting parties,
and bussin’ things open on onlyfans with that mega pipe of his.
nope.
he was allegedly bussin’ vixens mouthes open and kidnapping them too…

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for the life of me,
i don’t know WHY people think things won’t end badly for them after doing obvious dumb shit.
it’s like a white wolf letting some bbc demolish his wife but he has a small penis.
what did he think was gonna happen afterwards?
so we have another update for a boy named tyler and his family of demons.
as you know,
his family of demons decided to post them abusing him on ig live because he might be gay.
( x see it here )
“gaye magazine” has been on this story and well…

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i never found it appealing to lose my sanity when it came to a cheating wolf.
i’m the type that moves silently.
i find out you cheated on me,
and we live together,
your shit will be on the lawn by the time you get home.
no fighting or arguing.
nuna dat.
number and locks are changed; your shit is out my crib.
this is another reason i don’t want a wolf living with me either.
we can separate with no fuss or muss.
earl thomas,
who plays for football for the baltimore ravens,
learned his wife isn’t like me.
this is what she did when she found out he was cheating via “tmz sports“…

Continue reading “earl thomas wife had something for him and his hoes all right” →

something is seriously wrong with antonio brown.
so you know he had to turn himself in for a warrant on burglary and battery charges?
well look at his mugshot…

Continue reading “if the eyes are the windows to the soul, put a curtain over antonio brown” →