why dem heels look like the yeezy 350s?
so i’m up late tonight.
i’m trying to be in bed by 1 am,
but that’s a dub clearly.
i have a lot on my mind and i’m not tired as of yet.
i go to put my phone on the charger and i see headlines about trump and melania…

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sidebar: why are the pics on her ig so low quality?
i mean,
does it reflect this presidency?
( x legendary )
so melania trump got the kids seeing through her.
from an elephant…

“i heard about you bitch”
…and now she has our black youth giving the same energy.
“the white house” invited a bunch cubs from a charter school in dc,
digital pioneers academy,
to watch in a film called “wonder” in the white house theater.
during a group shot,
look at the “i see you” stare burning a hole right through melania…
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i didn’t think melania trump watched tv.
honestly,
i thought she stayed plugged up in a closet until it’s time for appearances.
well melania has two favorite shows she loves to watch.
i’m sure she sneaks on twitter to live tweet from a fake name too.
a foxholer sent me to the two shows via “the daily mail”…
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i could not believe she went down to texas in her heels.
like,
melania…
why is she posing like she doing the cover for “vanity fair”?.
she ended up changing,
into a “flotus” cap,
but i was baffled at trump’s speech down in texas yesterday…
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so that lady who is playing “fotus”,
melania trump,
has taken her official glamour shot for her new role.
yes.
her picture to prove this really happened was unveiled to the world today.
here it is…
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i always like to start off my day with a prayer to the Lord.
i thankful for waking up to see another day,
protection throughout,
and for my enemies to be my footstools.
you know,
the usual.
it always just flows out of my mouth as i say it.
so melania trump started off a florida rally in prayer yesterday.
well…
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