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Melania Trump Can Drive A Bus In High Heels

melaniatrump_010616douglasfriedmanyou hear that noise?
listen carefully.
*crunch*
that is the sound of the bus being driven over billy bush,
the ex host of the today show.
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he was in that scandal with donald trump from 2005,
where they both were talking reckless about vixens.
well the wife of the donald,
melenia trump,
thinks billy bush egged the whole thing on.
this is a clip of what she said to anderson cooper on cnn
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Your Next First Lady Melania Trump!

Screen Shot 2016-07-19 at 7.29.18 PMwow.
so donald trump’s wife,
melania trump,
is looking like a designer imposter.

well you be the judge.
she had her speech at the “republican national convention” last night.
it’s funny because the internet heard the same speech before.
hmm…
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