How To Be A Drama Queen and Get A Documentary

“i don’t want to do this!”
“i do want to do this!”
“i’m tired!”
“my head hurts!”
“i want a greek yogurt!”
omg is anyone else watching #lindsayonown?…
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Your Face of Total Despair

This is about the scariest thing I have ever seen.
This isn’t a “GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER” mini video.
Sadly, she can’t see it.
I feel it is way to late for her to even get back to how she was.
You can see where she started going wrong…

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I’m Willing To Suck and Get Fucked To Be A Star

You get your first hit when you get a little bit of attention.
Then, you start craving it more and more.
That high you got the first time…
you need that again and again.
So, you start thinking of ways to get more.
You start selling bits and pieces of your soul.
Then you see others just like you.
What they do starts to take over your mind.
Next thing you know, you are addicted and your mind is completely gone.

FAME can be a horrible drug to overdose on.

I def saw myself wanting to be addicted to FAME at one point.
I craved the 25,000 followers and the attention that came with it.
But in this new day and age,
social media being the way of self expression,
and random people doing the most outrageous things to get seen:

EVERYONE WANTS FAME

The high that people receive when everyone knows their name is better than any form of weed or cocaine.
But, what happens when FAME starts to take over your mind?
What happens when you start being controlled by FAME?
What happens when you lose your FAME and have to turn social tricks to get it again?
Why does everyone, who are actually no ones, chase FAME?
I started to wonder…

Why is everyone trying to be the STAR?

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Why Did You Even Open Up That Big Fat Mouth?

Look at this picture:

What do you think now that you know the REAL deal?
Does it disappoint you?
Or, do you roll your eyes and laugh?
I am moreso looking at her face.
Her smile seems forced and her eyes scream, “EXIT!”.

That picture got me thinking about contradictions.
Why do people contradict themselves when they know their day will come?

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BUST DAT WOLF AZZ WIDE OPEN!

ATTENTION FOXES…

We are having a meeting to discuss something tragic.
Something that if I EVER hear you doing,
not only will you be BANNED from the Foxhole,
you will be forced to do community service at Lindsay Lohan’s house.
That means checking to make sure she stays sober.