the other night,
i had a random dream i was king james assistant.
i don’t remember much of it,
but i know it was innocent.
i’m sure it was because i fell asleep watching him on “ellen”:

his bawdy >>>
he is just tall and massive.
like,
he fills out everywhere.
would we consider him “thick”?
sheesh.
well i know that king james has had some issues with his hair.
over the years,
he has been the source of many jokes and memes.
this is the alleged latest one from a few days ago…
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if you didn’t think he was the king before…
so lebron james is out here doing the Lord’s work.
as you know,
he just ( x opened up an elementary school ) called “i promise”.
it’s in his hometown of akron, ohio.
i bet if anyone tries to shade him,
all he gotta say is “open up a school”.
as you also know,
he called trump a bum in a tweet last year:

…and he explained more about it in a recent interview with don lemon:

well our busy and mature president found time to respond on his usual.
this is what he tweeted about lebron and even don…
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as you know,
or don’t,
but king james is about to dominate in la next season.
he is a laker now and shit might just get ugly.
bye cleveland.
 i don’t care what anyone tells me,
but king james has one of the best nba bawdies in the league.
a foxholer sent me videos of him working out recently.
this was the first (hump day happy)…
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i don’t know what is with all the remakes.
i was confused why “martin” is getting a remake.
tommy is legit dead in real life.
well,
king james is planning on adding to the remake vomit.
the legendary “house party”.
this is what “usa today” had to font…
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can we talk about his skin on that cover.
he looks great.
it’s something about king james tho…
he always makes me feel so hot.
well king james landed on the november cover of gq,
as well as a whole interview inside.
these are the pictures he took in the issue…
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…trouble in paradise?
gloria james,
lebron james mama,
knows how to pick em,
doesn’t she?
well i knew this “lambo” character was gonna be problems in the future.
when she started dating him,
he was doing entirely too much.
allegedly,
he was caught cheating on auntie g and they broke up.
of course,
lambo took to instagram because he had a lot to say via baller alert…
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