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The Snow Bunny, The Baller Wolf, and A lot of Shenanigans

rs_600x600-130912134941-600.drummond.cm.91213sooooo…
this is definitely a story of when hash tags go wrong.
so the snow bunny on the left,
who happens to be jeanette mccurdy of icarly/sam & cat teeny bopper fame,
was hash tagged by baller wolf for the detriot pistons,
andre drummond.
he was #wcw (woman crush wednesday) her something serious,
she found out,
and she ( x accepted ) his invite for a friend request.
aaah.
how romantic-als.
they posted a pictures of them going to disney world and ( x all kinds of lovey dovey shit ).
well 2 weeks later,
it ended.
splat.
kaput.
she went on a radio podcast and straight blasted him
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“What An Asshole!”

BXOiIcNCAAALqCKfoxes.
you ever talked to a wolf that had a real stink attitude?
like i mean super stank?
he may have been cute,
but all you can remember about him was: “what an asshole!”.
well meet ^the snow jackal who allegedly talked to michael sam back in the day.
he also leaked a snippet of their text convos.
look at how he allegedly remembers michael sam…

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Ride His Crotch Like A Dark Horse

DARKHORSEso katy perry’s album “prism” has leaked.
i was all over that “roar” joint,
but this joint “dark horse” featuring juicy j tho…

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Pastor Darwin Randolph Allegedly Was Getting Piped In The Pulpit!

20130720-003900everyone meet senior pastor darwin randolph!
isn’t he handsome?
well allegedly you can get some that too.
i’m sure without paying an offering.
well not one that doesn’t involve money that is.
obnoxious tv broke the story and my f-bi filled me in.
aah another member of the “chuuch in d/l and all that is christ” congregation…

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Adrienne Bailon Gets Exposed… For Something Quite Obvious.

camel2adrienne bailon always struck me as trying to hard.
she never comes off like it just “happens”.
maybe her face always gives it away or something.
who are her people?
where are her friends?
why is her mama not interested?
her former publicist,
jonathan jaxson,
spilled the alleged beans on her “trying to hard” games.
the following should not be a shocker…

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Kaboom! Guess Whose Pipe Leaked In Your Room?

i have always thought method man was attractive.

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he always had this smooth laidback swagg about him.
i also had a thing for his lips.
how ironic i was just asking someone about him the other day.
wondering if he still did music?
was he chillin in retirement?
is he going to act in anything soon?
funky divena kinda answered my question.
he still fuckin’ loose mouth hoes because one leaked his pipe.
good enough for me…

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