kyle

his mouth is wide open and alleged leakage spilled out?

as a blogger who gives The Foxhole their share of gossip,
my mouth’s got a reputation for being a treasure trove of secrets.
with the right alleged story,
it’s like a leaky faucet filled with juice.
so when the neighborhood starts buzzing about a gossip blogger,
who allegedly got exposed with his big mouth open,
isn’t that basically just staying on brand?
what’s the scoop when your mouth becomes the neighborhood’s headline?…

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I Wonder What Zombie Dick Is Like?

last night i sorta fell asleep.
i ended up missing american horror story: coven.
i know.
“um, loser much?”
i was pretty busy the first part of the morning,
but i just watched last night’s episode.
and all i have to say is: