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Aaron Hernandez Wanted His “Heart” In The Same Cell As Him

so they’re here.
fresh off the presses.
well kinda.
the aaron hernandez alleged “gay lovah” letters have been released.
well kinda.
he wrote a letter to prison officials about sharing a cell with some other jackals,
but one preferably that was his “heart”.
an f-bi sent me what wcvb had to say…
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Meet Aaron Hernandez Alleged Prison Hubz!

well it isn’t bart simpson,
as i mentioned in the last entry,
but it’s “bart simpson adjacent”.
so they have revealed the alleged prison hubz of aaron hernandez.
he doesn’t look anything like the alleged “high school bae”,
but he does give the “right up aaron’s alley”.
take that how you will.
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