so it’s all on eyes on beyonce since #elevatorgate.
everyone is waiting for something.
anything.
i don’t know why.
you gonna be waiting a long time.
beyonce is good at being “beyonce”.
well she was at a basketball game recently with jay and the way she looked at king james…
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so king james is on a roll.
he is one of the top baller wolves of this generation,
has a beautiful family,
his mountain of a body makes me absolutely weak,
and he pretty much has the world at his fingertips.
he also has “the itch”.
no not crabs silly.
he has the same itch kobe and shaq had.
whats that “itch” you ask?
the itch to rap.
that’s right.
king james can afford to rent out a studio and make us regret we have ears.
here is a sample of his rap “skills” over jay’s “fuckwithmeyouknowigotit“…
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nbc associate producer,
stacy klein,
went dry snitchin’ on king james on instagram while he was visiting the white house.
who knew the oval office was a great alleged hook up spot?

well wait…
maybe he was getting the number to trade recipes?
no?
okay i’ll sit down over there.

lowkey: king is getting sloppy.
all i’m sayin about this…

read more: ibttimes

well not exactly.
so i had a dream last night that king james got me a job.
i guess i was in the right dream at the right time.
this is how it went down…

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don’t let the suit fool ya,
king  james got some “hood nigga” in him.
his teammate,
mario chalmers,
was about to experience that “hood” just last night…
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now you know king james is sensitive about his looks…
so after scandal tonight,
i was flippin through channels to get to the #miamiheat game.
i landed on a ufc match where this snow wolf getting interviewed.
his name is nick fitch and he reminded me of the king.
take a look…
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