so kanye is back to acting strange again.
has he ever stopped?
dumb question.
so he said this at the 2015 bet honors…

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remember when kim kardashian use to dress her ass off?
she wasn’t scared to wear bright colors.
sigh.
*pours a little likka*
so its been brick in new yawk this whole week.
on the day (1/8) it was like 10 degrees,
this is what kim kardashian wore in the concrete forest…
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so as you know,
kim kardashian comes with a ton of rumors.
i mean where do we start?
well she took to twitter to address some rumors of 2014…
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if i looked like kim kardashian,
pre cat face,
i would probably be riding some dack right now.
probably serfboartin’ a sexy attentionisto/hood star.
i’d have no kids,
my bills would be paid,
and i’d have 100k followers on my social media accounts.
i would have a legit job and be a “model” of some sort on the side.
i’d have 2,000 unanswered texts.
why?
all wolves fiending for a taste of my sweet tight waterfall pussy.
aaahhh life would be sweet!
well apparently that was the thought of jordan james parke.
he dropped 150k just to look like kim.
this is the results…
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“kim kardashian gets naked!”
words i’m sure don’t shock you or me.
well ^that is the “rated: kim” verison to her latest cover for paper magazine.
this is the other that an f-bi sent me…
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i’m lookin’ like north right now.
remember when kim kardashian use to dress her ass off?
yeah.
she needs to remember also.

lowkey: that creature behind her is ruining her swagg.
his foolishness is all over that outfit.
its like it wants to be a swim suit and a nightie.
they decided to merge the two and see what stuck.
…and then a leather jacket over the shoulders.
i just can’t!