well props no more!
kim kardashian is now her ideal weight.
dare i say,
she is looking like old “kim” again.
yes!
that’s right!
she was not going to let us get the last laugh.
she went on the “no kanye west work out plan” and well…
Continue reading “I Guess Kim Kardashian Tole Us” →

this was the story i was posting before that “contact(mi)” story.
so everyone meet simone biles.
she’s a 19 year old gymnast vixen,
who has won 14x worlds medalist,
currently performing at the 2016 olympic games,
and some of “our folks” have a problem with her.
well it started when she admitted she was a huge kim kardashian stan.
you know that was strike one.
word got to kim and she sent love to simone like so…
Continue reading “Simone Biles Is Just “Her”; Not Reppin’ Black Tho” →

you know it’s bad when kim kardashian exposes you.
jinkies.
so it’s one thing to lie with no receipts.
you can easily say you didn’t do something with no proof.
it’s another to lie,
but then have the alleged truth on a phone call played on snapchat.
that’s where kim kardashian comes in.
so taylor swift got exposed for her alleged lying ways.
in the media,
she was livid about the verse from ye’s “famous” song:

“I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex
Why? I made that bitch famous (God damn)
I made that bitch famous…”

…but behind the scenes,
it seems like she was okay with ye using it on the track.
kim kardashian,
who knows a thing or two about being recorded,
had a discussion about it on “that show” she is on:

…and posted these hints on twitter as to what was going to happen:

finally,
she played it for the world to hear via her snapchat…
Continue reading “Taylor Swift Will Ask “Is This Call Being Recorded?” Going Forward” →

even i asked myself what was the sorcery behind ^this.
well kim kardashian heard all our questions,
in and out our heads,
and decided to address it on her snapchat.
so kim was one of the featured guests in the new fergie video,
“milf$”.
don’t even ask.
well that was one of of kim’s featured scenes and…
well…
her waist looks non existent.
ironically a bag or large sweater isn’t hiding it.
kim was legit walking around with props tho.
so this is her answer…
Continue reading “How The Attentionista Got Her Small Waist (You Can Too!)” →

kanye west is so desperate.
so an f-bi sent me this video,
and like kanye in the video i watched,
i had to cringe.
we all know kanye is obsessed with trying to be accepted in the fashion circle.
they are “the cool kids” to his “dork eating in the bathroom stall for lunch”.
don’t even get me started on his “fashion lines”.
well kim kardashian put up a snap of kanye,
in the backseat of a car,
holding a plate of ribs and fries for peter dundas,
the designer to roberto cavalli…
Continue reading “Give The Food to Kanye and Let Him Hold It” →

^this was kim kardashian in 2012.
you see that?
amazing.
the correct way to wear high waist pants.
well the following is kim kardashian in 2016 at the snapchat offices.
i saw these pictures today and well…
Continue reading “I Think I’ll Wear Coats Over My Shoulders This Summer” →