kids

Was Diddy Playing “Take Dat, Take Dat” With The Kids?

does diddy have secrets?
does he require a below age limit with potential jumps?
well he may according to music manager jimmy henchmen,
who is currently facing life for selling serious amounts of coke.
the feds decided to quiz him on who in the industry has a pedo van on sesame street.
diddy’s name was also brought up and well…

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I Call Him Daddy Because He Really Is A Daddy

“everyone has fuckin’ kids nowadays!”
i was just telling someone that the other day.
funny how in a yesterday’s comment box,
someone echoed the same sentiment.
back in the day,
like way back in the 30s or 40s,
it use to be adults getting married and settling down.
having a child out of wedlock was frowned upon.
now anyone with a fresh wardrobe and instagram account is a daddy.
…and not in the good sexual way as it should be!
it’s really common to mess with a DILF.
“DADDY ID LIKE TAH F”.
it don’t even matter the age of the wolf because times have certainly changed.
the “daddy” movement is getting younger and younger.
hell that DILF could be a hot 21 and not 41.
some dudes have 2 to 7 kids before they even reach thirty.
he obviously knows his way around a hole and had a falling out with condoms.
i always wondered how that kid would feel knowing his dad is banging you out/getting banged out?
“call me daddy!” fantasy ruined… kinda?
i started to wonder…

Does it feel weird to mess with a DILF?

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This Laid Me Out!

when he says “don’t come in my room”,
he means it…

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My Mouth Is Open Really Wide

x click to have your mouth drop open (nsfw)

where is my belt???
that picture is absolutely ridiculous.
where are the parents?
or are they the ones taking the picture?
i had to ask…

Is this taking things toooooo far?

He Is About To Go To Jail For Having To Whup The Caps Off Their Knees!

i knew they would catch him.
white people don’t play that abusive shit….
so i know you remember this:

x flashback

it got some good comments about it.
well that mugshot is conclusion to that story…

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I Got 99 Problems and Being A Free Agent is One

so you were playing football,
career was pretty solid,
you weren’t the star…
…but you are on a team you call home.
you built a relationship with other players.
life was good or so you thought.
end of season they cut your ass.