Posted in THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (106)

one night,
many moons ago,
i went out with an ex-friend and her mutual pack of lesbians.
we decided to go to dinner in the city.
we eat,
chatting,
and things were good until i saw everyone start to dip one by one.

One she-jackal gonna text my ex-friend and say they are dining and dashing.

for those who don’t know,
dining and dashing means you eat at a restaurant and leave without paying.
ex-friend had to charge her card a good 200+ for the bill.
these pack of wild she-jackals in the following video decided to dine and dash,
but forgot their keys

Continue reading “i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (106)”