Sorry Foxes But Keri Hilson Is The Owner Of That Congo Wild Snake

soooooooooo….

i want to be like keri hilson when i grow up.
well, not exactly.
i can do without the constant torment from the beyonce stans.
but, i do want her love life.
she managed to snag the sexiest baller wolf in the nba.
how that happened is a mystery.
it’s safe to say it is now confirmed she is wrestling that congo wild snake.
got this mofo wishing her happy birthday on twitter and paying for her birthday party in oklahoma!!

congrats miss keri baby….

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Kobe Is Ready To Pay Broke Baller Wolves Bills

Maybe he should also ask John Wall to pitch in…
Seeing as how he is dropping 10 stacks on vagina at the club…

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John Wall Isn’t Droppin’ Stacks On A Haircut Tho…

John Wall is really cute.
He has an upper body I require on most Wolves.
But he has an issue…
One minute I see him and I think, “OKAY HE CAN GET IT…
Like so:

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But then other times,
I’m like “UUUUHHHHH”…
Like so…

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Chris Brown Is An Asshole


He is a cocky summabitch…
… and he found a special place within my heart.

Oh how I love the assholes.

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