jlo

jlo brings them out on stage last night

jlo has been in the news a lot these last few weeks.
surprisingly,
it’s not “bennifer 2.0” shenanigans.

this actually might be legit.
they are super lowkey these days.

Sidebar: one thing i love.
when she gets into a relationship,
she cleans and upgrades the wolf tf up.
They get her glam squad in the union.
I like when a male gets a full upgrade when he is with someone.
Although,
you can fuck around and make him someone else’s dream too.

anyway,
this documentary of hers on netflix has been all the talk.
her folicles have been on edge over the shakira/superbowl controversy.
( x read it here )
jlo performed at the blue diamond gala last night at dogder’s stadium.
she brought out a special guest for a duet…

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you might need to figure out what your “american dream” looks like :/

the american dream.
i’ve been taught that it’s coming from nothing to something.
it was a term that immigrants coming to this country strive for.
that could be the legal or illegal route of collecting your W.
now that social media forces us to show our highlight reels,
everyone is trying to prove their worth on this public stage.
the american dream does look different for many people.
folks with no talent are applauded more than those who work hard.
a poor lost soul can buy a 6 million crib off earnings from onlyfans.
i was watching a new trailer for jlo yesterday called “halftime“:

one would say she has accomplished a version of the american dream…

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some of us date, do too much, and break up like jlo too (don’t laugh at her!)

when jlo got with a-rod,
i seriously thought that it might work.
a-rod manifested jlo into his life:

they seemed really into each other on socials and their kids seem to take to the relationship well.
well,
in typical jlo fashion,
something went wrong and they broke up.
( x see it here )
jlo has the ability to get wolves and a ring out of them,
but somewhere down the line,
it never works out.
i had to wonder…

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so tyler posey never slept with a dude, gave head, but hooked up with another male? (huh?)

like that last entry,
celebrities are only good as their last scandals.
it’s not unusual for us to like some drama in our celebs.
it sells books and movies,
but it also creates real-life characters that make us watch their every move.
believe it or not,
trump has mastered the art of it.
tyler posey,
who i didn’t even realize was the kid in “maid in manhattan” with jlo: