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jessica simpson is an “open book”
2003 was a good time for celebs,
but it was one of the worst years of my life.
that was when i hit rock bottom,
had no money,
and was homeless af in these forests.
i had to move in the “haunted house” that was my aunt’s crib.
mice and roaches running amok everywhere.
they made sure to have tvs and cable in every room tho.
i remember watching “newlyweds: nick and jessica simpson” on mtv.
jessica was one of the “post-britney” bots of sugary pop-dom of the late 90s.
i thought she could sing:
when their reality show debuted in 2003,
i was curious as to wtf was going on.
it was the second reality show featuring celebrities and their bts.
i remember how iconic this was…
jessica simpson blows up!
^this is how i’m use to jessica simpson.
thick with some big boobs.
i liked these songs too:
and the gayest one of all:
don’t judge me.
well i know she stays pregnant,
but i saw these recent pics and…
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Jessica Simpson’s Waist Size Is About To Expand Since Her Father Maybe Gay
her father, joe simpson, supposedly came out the closet.
and right before thanksgiving too?
damn.
she is about to eat that entire table…
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