so i wanted to see “fast 7” tonight.
it was sold the fuck out everywhere.
i think all of new yawk went to pay their final respects to paul walker.
well i ended up seeing “home” with my favorite home-vixen.
here is a brief synopsis about the movie:

“After a hive-minded alien race called the Boov conquer the Earth, they relocate the planet’s human population — all except for a little girl named Tip (Rihanna), who’s managed to hide from the aliens. When Tip meets a fugitive Boov called Oh (Jim Parsons), there’s mutual distrust. However, Oh is not like his comrades; he craves friendship and fun. As their distrust fades, the pair set out together to find Tip’s mother, but, unbeknown to them, the Gorg — enemies of the Boov — are en route.” (google)

now let me give my thoughts without too much spoilers…

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ahhh.
the sweet smell of winter heading into spring.
you know what that means?
everyone is coming out with their “summer” music now.
trey songz and jlo have put their hats in the ring.
trey with “na na” and lo with “i luh ya papi”…
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i am a hoarder.
that’s right.
i like to hoard things for the memories they provide.
that movie ticket with that wolf that gave me a good time.
the umbrella from my daiquiri to remember the fun times with friends.
that used condom from when a wolf blew my back out.
i’m totally kiddin on that last part.
yup.
i like to hoard these things to hold on to the “past”.
one thing i use to hoard was people.
holding on to what they use to bring,
rather than seeing that they don’t bring that same joy anymore.
i know you felt that one.
some of them just vanished.
others we had falling out.
then the ones who you see in public and they try to avoid you.
i still kept their numbers just in case.
just in case what tho?
so i had to ask…

Do you hoard people in your life?

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i wont even get into the bore that was the billboard music awards.
i found myself bored,
but some of the performances were kinda…
well you be the judge.

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since i’m in a heavy mood,
i wanted to lighten up the foxhole.
go back to when you first stepped on the scene.
way back when.
you are excited at what you are about to present the world.
now look at who you are.
what has changed from then to now?
do you like it?
are you still likeable?
well this round is called:

THEN/NOW: THE MUSIC VIDEO DIVA EDITION

lets take a look at the contestants…

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it’s obvious mariah and nicki hate each other.
i thought it was for the show,
but i’m starting to think the feelings are legit mutual.
last night mariah subtly reminded nicki who the boss is:

nicki decided to subtly remind mariah who she is also…

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