so beyonce is back with a big surprise.
well someone allegedly leaked it on ticket master first,
but this is the actual official announcement.
she announced that shes going on tour with jay on her ig.
it’s left me wondering…
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i don’t know about you,
but i love it when jackals and hyenas fade to obscurity.
it makes me all tingly inside knowing they’re on the next train to siberia.
george zimmerman‘s fat ass hasn’t boarded yet.
he decided it was in his best interest to threaten jay z of all people.
a foxholer sent me what happened to share via the root…
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well it has happened!
allegedly.
the royal twins have arrived.
beyonce and jay z are the alleged proud parents of healthy twins.
people magazine announced it earlier…
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who didn’t see this coming?
tidal being all washed up before summer was over.
well looks like jay z maybe getting on his life raft and sailing the fuck out!
this is what the forest is saying about jay z and tidal.
allegedly,
of course…
Continue reading “Tidal: Grand Opening; Grand Closing?” →

i tried not to bust out laughing.
failed miserably.
sigh.
you are my people.

you know when jay tweets,
there is a problem.
well i guess he heard the forest talking about tidal being all wet.
he got on his twitter to bring us a public service announcement…
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