So If I Trade In One Butt Cheek, Can I Get Those Eggs?

empty_fridgei had no food in my fridge.
i had jam,
but no bread.
cups,
but no juice.
thirst,
but no water.
you see where i’m going with this.
i decided to go to the store just now.
i picked up everything i would need.
things to cook,
breakfast food,
juice,
and snacks.
i’m at the register pulling items out my cart,
i’m already at 77 dollars.
i only had half the items out already.
i said a silent prayer.
do you know my bill was…

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MEAT: (332)

white_wolf_mask_by_oakmyth-d5i7seoimagine you are at a masquerade party.
this wolf takes you into a private room and unmasks himself…

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MEAT: (331)

Colgate-Smile-Imagei love a wolf with a nice smile

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MEAT: (330)

calves-whisperingya know,
it’s all about the calves

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MEAT: (329)

tumblr_mmrr0xg3I11qe8nc8o1_500aside form his body looking like a coloring book,
i’d be interested in seeing what his “beff cake” looked like…

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MEAT: (328)

tumblr_mh3wbzg2xo1s1toyio1_500this wolf has a very interesting look.
i’m trying to figure out if i’d talk to him…

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