Have you ever noticed how we dumb ourselves down to make others feel relatable?

yesterday,
i stepped out to run some errands.
there’s this older woman in my building i always bump into.
you know the type:

Pleasant
Chatty
Nosy

i’m always on guard with those types.
those types have always been two-faced.
so when she asked me the classic:

“How are ya doing baby?”

i responded like this and caught myself…

crocodilecam is a wildlife conservationist.
we stan an animal lover.
he is really handsome,
kinda short,
but he has a nice bawdy:

per his IG,
his specialty is the rescue and removal of snakes:

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per a Foxholer’s drop,
allegedly,
he has a bigger snake of his own…

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You ever been in a situation where someone did you dirty,
but instead of pullin’ up on you,
they decided to play a disappearing act?
They had plenty to say behind your back,
but the moment you come for them,
they pulled a vanishing act like they were in some twisted game of hide and seek?

yeah,
i’ve been there too.
they broadcast their drama with you to the whole forest,
but when it actually telling you to your face?
radio silence.
it’s like trump is feeling that way about kamala harris.
he’s been running his mouth,
or should i say fonting his truth socially,
about her and her campaign.
with the debates coming up in 2 weeks,
he’s allegedly got a case of the…

I don’t drink alcohol anymore.

shocking,
right?
it’s been about a year since my last sip,
which was a glass of wine with pasta.
i know,
thrilling stuff.
truth is,
i was never really into drinking like that.
i only did it because,
well,
everyone else was doing it when we went out.
don’t worry because i’m not completely boring!

I prefer to eat my weed instead.

tiktok’s favorite food reviewer,
keith lee,
recently hit up some DC restaurants and discovered something interesting…

Can you imagine being Jennifer Lopez right now?
Lawd have mercy.

honestly,
this mess is on her…

This is such a beautiful shot.
It conveys a message the same way Obama’s run did.

Have you ever wondered why some people take so long to reveal their true selves?
Like,
why wait for the grand finale when the world’s been watching the whole time?

the ’24 DNC was one of those rare moments in history.
it was the kind we might never see again.
if you weren’t there or didn’t watch,
you seriously missed out.
honestly,
kamala’s speech last night on the finale…