Oh,
Saquon,
was it worth it?

some people simply don’t understand the assignment.
either in life choices or for events.
nothing drives me crazy when it’s a themed event and people dress out of theme.

That’s like the time I went to a pajama party and people showed up in jeans.
Here I was,
wearing this fly Tommy Hilfiger pajama set I got on sale from Macys.
Only about five of us showed up dressed in the proper attire.

nfl baller jackal,
saquon barkley,
could have tried a little harder at the met gala.
he looks like he is wearing a leftover from the espys.
where is the white fiance?

his teammate,
jalen hurts,
didn’t have scheduling conflicts last night tho…

i know,
it sucks.
we think everyone black and fine has great decision making.
nfl baller wolf of the eagles,
jalen hurts,
is black and fine but seems to have great decision making.

…but why didn’t his teammate,
Saquon Barkley,
have great decision making?

that was the question i asked my friend yesterday.
he responded:

Anytime I see NFL baller wolf,
Jalen Hurts,
“Luther” from Kendrick plays in my head.

we don’t need to get into how fione jalen is.

i will say i’m seeing more and more males trying to emulate “90s fine” now.
i’m starting to see fresh haircuts and clothes that actually fit now.
after every super bowl,
the winning team goes to the white house to meet with the president.

for the second super bowl win in a row,
the eagles...