jail

Track One: Slammer For The Summer (Oh Yeah)

well chris brown will be spending his summer tour in the slammer.
i think.
you know how the jail system is in la.
anyway the judge ordered him 4 months.
no pussy
no drugs
no ratchet good times
when he is released,
he has to attend a therapist 2 times a week plus drug testing 3 times a week.
personally i think this little break is good for him.
he can get his mind in order and then come out a whole new wolf.
well here’s hoping…

Speaking Of Apollo, He Pled Guilty!

“fix it jesus”?
welp.
its back to the big house for apollo…
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Rode Hard and Hung Up Wet.

well chris.
i hope acting a jackal in the streets was worth it.

lowkey: everyone feels sorry for him.
why is this?

I’m A Caged Animal and My Underarms Smell Like Onion Rings

oh so noooowwwwww you get that “official negro wake up call”.
its about damn time chris.
it took him to be in solitary confinement with the rest of the animals to get it together…
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This Stinks! (Oh, and So Will Chris Brown’s Balls)

so as you know chris brown is in the big house.
blah blah blah.
he messed up yet again.
blah blah blah.
um…
he gonna be stinkin’ up the joint?
whoa at that news from tmz…
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