as you know,
or didn’t,
but shawty lo was killed in a car accident last night.
i am absolutely shocked.
2016 just won’t let up.
rip shawty lo.

another one.
another fuckin’ one.
you would think that police would cut this shit out by now.
it’s not like this happened once or twice.
this has happened a few times without any justice.
they are determined to show us blacks aren’t safe in this country.
everyone say goodbye to terence crutcher,
an older wolf from tulsa, oklahoma…
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…so i thought jayceon taylor aka the game didn’t snitch?
why is he doing all this talking now?
jayceon also wanted to also break the net today.
so he has a song called “sauce” where he said in a verse:

“i used to f*** bitches that usher raymond passed off/
Then I f***ed three kardashians,
hold that thought.”

he went on “the wendy williams show” and she wanted the dirt.
so she played a game with him and this is what he insinuated…
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it’s funny how things end up working.
i remember when this whole “brad/angie/jen” scandal started.
it was right around the time “mr and mrs smith” came out.
angelina jolie saw brad pitt,
who was married to jennifer aniston at the time,
and fucked his entire brains and common sense out his head.
…or vice versa?
they probably fucked each other’s brains out until they couldn’t anymore.
he was allegedly fuckin her so good in africa,
around the time when they first started creepin’,
the guards thought she was getting killed.
well jennifer was pretty much humiliated during the whole situation.
she was either…

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…is randy bowden jr in your “cup”?
look at those pecs.
halp.
so randy bowden jr uploaded a picture in ig and it got taken down.
why?
well,
and this is alleged,
but he wouldn’t answer his dms and they flagged it.
yeah.
an f-bi sent me the shot tho and well…
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today was a long day.
i’m so tired and low on energy.
one co worker decided to call out.
another left early in the afternoon.
it was just me,
one other coworker,
and a deadline.
when i say i was legit tite?
bad enough,
i didn’t see the new mailroom wolf at all today.
grr.
besides all that,
i had a bigger hunt going on.

GET IN TOUCH WITH THAT CEO

as a fox…
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