you wanna know how i knew yo ass was gay?
because your ring finger was shorter than your middle.
ha!
caught!
wear gloves next time.
so in a study posted by “viewzone” and some really smart people,
your hands can tell if you are gay,
a raging dumb ass,
and all other kind of neat stuff…
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yes.
lets talk about the owner of those “arrest dat negro” videos,
_sixsix_.
he is definitely a “harlem” wolf…
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so this is going to be a 2 parter.
i’m going to bed after.
i feel awful.
anyway so we have a problem in new yawk.
 jackals out here swiping your credit/debit card info,
going to expensive stores,
and buying shit on your identity.
well the city is starting to crack down on the antics heavy.
an f-bi sent me a dossier about this bodega wolf,
but i could not stop laughing at this video he posted…
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sooooo…
this is definitely a story of when hash tags go wrong.
so the snow bunny on the left,
who happens to be jeanette mccurdy of icarly/sam & cat teeny bopper fame,
was hash tagged by baller wolf for the detriot pistons,
andre drummond.
he was #wcw (woman crush wednesday) her something serious,
she found out,
and she ( x accepted ) his invite for a friend request.
aaah.
how romantic-als.
they posted a pictures of them going to disney world and ( x all kinds of lovey dovey shit ).
well 2 weeks later,
it ended.
splat.
kaput.
she went on a radio podcast and straight blasted him…
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i love when celebs do that “do you know who i am?” thing.
its funny.
most of the times,
they aren’t as popular as they think they are.
well today a baller wolf came into the office and i didn’t know who he was.
google is my best friend…
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in new yawk,
in every hood,
you will find a bodega on every block.
whatever you need is pretty much inside one.
cereal.
cigars.
 cat food.
cheap likka.
whatever.
it’s basically a poor man’s 7/11 usually ran by spanish or arabs.
so when need some cheap toilet paper,
you know the 0 ply that will probably scratch up ya bootyhole,
that’s where you go.
one thing the bodega’s specializes in is meat.
“mistah.
lemme get a sausage, egg, and cheese on a roll.
black peppa.
no salt.”
it usually looks good,
tastes good,
but you know its bad for you.
you eat it anyway because it’s available and hits the spot.
just like the wolves i’m gonna feature in bodega meat.
don’t ack bougie like a hood wolf never dun’ to’ your ass up.
so everyone meet the flyguytatted…
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