well.
*wipes sweat*
the view from down here…
you know down here at the bottom?
well it looks mighty nice.

so the sextape everyone has been waiting for has been released.
yes.
you can finally masturbate to #LHHPORN.
shit people who don’t even watch the show talkin about their sex tape.
even old people.
i’m sure everyone and their mama is trying to be the first to upload it to their sites.
well not so fast!
vivid is not playing with this one according to tmz…
Continue reading “Mimi and Nikko: The Winners of Ratchet?” →

everyone meet the “before” picture of delino deshields jr.
he is a prospect mlb wolf for the astro’s minor league.
well this is his after picture after getting a fastball to the face…
Continue reading “CURVEball.” →

going to work,
i always see fine wolves.
everywhere.
today was no exception.
not with ^that one.
“he” got on and completely got me off…
Continue reading “From The Back” →

so everyone was talking about kenya vs porsha today.
i mean everrryyyyyoooonnnneeeee.
if andy wanted ratings,
well gosh darnit,
he got em.
surprisingly it was mostly the talk amongst the snow bunnies today.
they were so shocked and mystified.
its like they got to take a trip to the hood without ever leaving the house.
one intern asked me jokingly if this is how “black women” act when they’re mad?

“um no.
well not all.”

like chick,
this is a tv show,
but how could i really answer it?
she was curious because of what she sees on tv.
some sistas will fight like dogs in the street over some stale hood pipe.
hell people in general would actually kill you for less nowadays.
its like people doing random off the wall shit so they can get their 15 minutes.
it all made me wonder…

Is this is the new reality?

Continue reading “The Real Ratchet Reality” →

“aye shawty lemme talk to you real quick…”
if he pulled up next to you,
late at night like 11ish while you walking home in the summer,
what would you reply to him…

…?

lowkey: we haven’t done a role playing session in a long time.
gotta bring that back.