Hood Coochie Always Comes With Bad Ass Kids

tumblr_inline_n06hg8mEus1snkjg7why do hood chicks always have a ton of damn kids?
and not just a ton of kids either.
a ton of bad ass kids.
ones who will stick their tongues out,
step on your shoes,
and nearly push you off the chair.
there is something about ghetto pussy that is very fertile.
it never fails i would run into some ghetto chick with a ton of kids.
this all happened at the barber shop today…
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My Pastor Gives AIDS Better Than Yours!

juan-mcfarland-pastor-sermon-665x385i keep saying you don’t know who got what out here.
it’s a shame that we have to look at pastors as well.
well wait.
we shouldn’t be lookin’ at pastors as “the one to smash”.
well unless he coming with those dollas.
well unless its ( x him ).
well tell that to the congregation of pastor juan mcfarland.
he was so busy getting it in with his flock in the name of jesus,
that he forgot to mention his health status
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MEAT: (614)

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“feed me,” – i say.
my lips would have to touch every inch of his…
meat.
clean of course.
i don’t put un-washed meat in my mouth.

FACIAL: (2)

Screen Shot 2014-10-11 at 2.58.48 PM^this whole situation just looks good from this view.
its saying “i hope you know what you are doing down there”.

“duh”.

Big, Black, and Brolic (BBB)

tumblr_ncy3q9kHts1rj71puo1_500nice.
very nice.
this made me smile.
as well as hungry for some well done steak
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I’m Gonna Beat This In A Week

batman-arkham-asylum-coveri don’t like being sad these days.
once i see that i am going to that place,
i try to find something immediately to make me happy.
i have been wanting to play “arkham asylum” for a while now.
my intro was “batman: arkham city”.
i beat that in a week or so.
i was actually gonna go buy it from target for 15 bucks.
how funny i came across it to download in my system’s game store.
its starting out pretty good.
i can’t wait to beat this and get “arkham orgins” to complete the series.

lowkey: am i the only one watching “gotham” on fox?