“ummm, you’re packed and you’re stacked ‘specially in the back
brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom)
can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?
if looks could kill you would be an uzi
you’re a shotgun
bang!
what’s up with that thang?
  i wanna know how does it hang?” – shoop, salt ‘n’ pepa

yeah i wanna know myself…
so i came across this wolf and his grill is what pulled me in.
his bawdy and swagg came a quick second.
everyone meet jonathan gilbertó…
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i would like to suck the lemonade out of this tall glass of “yum”.
i imagine it would taste very sweet.

aaaaaaaaaaah.
*smacks lips*
ain’t nothing like a nice glass of lemonade.
my cousin hybrid and i were talking about this new beyonce album today.
he wasn’t a big beyonce fan before,
but this album lured him in.
he isn’t quite in the hive tho.
well he broke the album down pretty legit.
the thing i love about him is his exceptional eye for detail.
i had to agree with him during our mini debate.
it had me like “ooooooohhhhh this tastes so good”…

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^that’s lil’ kim from the 90s.
it’s like…
i don’t even recognize lil’ kim anymore.
this was taken from her instagram…
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let’s talk about my big booty cutie,
kellon deryck.
you know i luh-ed-ed him.
i’ve been meaning to this entry for a while now.
so as you know,
kellon is what you would call a business wolf.
he has risen from “hair stylist” to legit “business owner”.
kellon has opened up his own salon adeptly titled,
“the kellon deryck salon”.
take a look at the seed he planted…
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I LOVED THIS CHAPTER!
I LOVED THIS CHAPTER!
I LOVED THIS CHAPTER!
one more time…
I LOVEDDDDDDDDD THIS CHAPTER!
omg…
when i say i feel like i testified about twenty times reading it???
if you are a nice fox/wolf/or hybrid,
i really urge you to read this book:

x READ “NO MORE MR. NICE GUY HERE”

you will be delivert.
so the chapter title for 7 is:

get the love you want:
success strategies for intimate relationships

it is all about “the nice guy” in dating.
these are my “break free” answers…
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