…well I didn’t go for a HIV test.
It kinda just sorta happened.

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How many have my Foxes and Wolves have been tested… ever?

If you haven’t… EVER… then prepare for me to slap you as this story is NOT for you.
Me, on the other hand, ended up getting tested today.

And BOY OH BOY…

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The red flags were there.
They were strung up and waving proudly.
But she chose not to see them and became the dumb-ass of the century.

READ THIS…

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When we meet any Wolf, we tend to be wrapped up in “looks”,
that we don’t remember to do proper background checks.

There is more to a man than FINE.
FINE is okay to look at and occasionally let beat the cakes…
but what about when FINE wears off and you have to get to know dude?

First question when meeting ANY Wolf: 

Are you lazy?

That should always be the first question in your mind.

Lazy = broke.
Broke = sexy.

?

Face it, most broke Wolves are the sexiest.

I am going to show you how to budget the Wolves by importance.
Who you should be taking seriously, who has potential…

… and who you SHOULDN’T even be answering their call.

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“Hello” – you
“Wassup.” – random voice.
“Who is this?”
“Oh, you don’t know who this is?”
“Naw… should I?”
“It’s Damon.”
“Oh!…. wassup. I haven’t from you in like 3 weeks… where you been?”
“My b shorty, I lost all the contacts in my phone and ….”

FOXES HANG UP IMMEDIANTELY.

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“Are you happy to see me?” I smiled as I kissed the head of his dick.

I sucked on my bottom lip as I saw what waited before me.
Now as you already know, I am not a fan of a big ass dick.
I am pretty much allergic to them.
I was blessed to meet my baller with a nice 8 inch dick.
Small, I know, but that muthafucka knew how to use it.

Many football players aren’t packing major steel.
I think it’s because of their workouts or something.
I don’t know, but all I know is I wanted this football player inside me, in whatever hole could satisfy me.

Continue reading “…My Baller Finally Came.” →

Good deeds are always sexy.
When a man especially does something thoughtful,
it can make a pussy wet or even a booty vibrate.

DeSean Jackson… you did that.

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