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zed, from zednray, has come a long way! (look Mum, that rhymed)

it’s #tbt and font about a glo up!
i always appreciate a good glo up out here.
zed,
 1/2 from zednray,
is the glo up king.
a foxholer sent me this and i nearly fell outta bed.
well not ^that picture,
but these of his alleged early days as an up and coming singer…

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this is america and guys don’t want to label their sexuality (like daniel glover?)

i feel like a lot of millennial males don’t want to label their sexualities.
i mean vixens don’t.
they can go out here and freely experiment without anyone having too much of an issue.
am i lying?
it seems donald glover aka childish gambino is feeling the same way about himself.
he had an interview with michaela coel for gq magazine and the topic of sexuality came up.
so he had said via “pink news“…

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she went viral wanting to know if he lived in the building ( d’arreion nuriyah toles )

everyone meet d’arreion nuriyah toles.
he’s the story for the following question i have for the foxhole.
so imagine going into your new luxury apartment building.
you glo’d up with a new residence.
as soon as you get in,
a basic snow she-jackal decides to stop you from entering.
why?
she wants to know if you live in the building.
how would you handle that?
well d’arreion was in that same situation and…
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Her Mother Cut The Hair Right Out Her Head

time out?
the belt?
how do you handle bad ass cubs nowadays?
i use to get the belt,
or whatever was around,
but as i’ve soon come to realize that i was being physically abused.
every parent seems to have a different method tho.
some work; others don’t.
well i saw something on “theshaderoom” that disturbed me today.
it was a mother punishing her daughter.
she had her hair like this:

…but she allegedly did something disrespectful,
so her mother did this for all of us to see…
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It Wiggled Out His Butt Slowly That He Thought His Guts Were Coming Out

 i remember when i was younger,
my late grandmother told me about worms coming out your butt.
it scared tf outta me and i ended up having nightmares.
all i could think about earth worms crawling out my foxtail.
who woulda thunk i’d like things up my foxhole when i grew up?
well a vix-bi sent me a story that just made me scream.
like,
i’m sure my neighbors are speaking to 911.
a wolf had sushi and a worm crawled out his tail.
ya’ll via “ny daily news”
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Bruno Mars Put The Fire In Finesse

i don’t like stan culture.
matter of fact,
i’m bored of it.
the “beyonce vs rihanna” wars make me sleepy.
bruno mars is becoming,
or has become,
one of the top entertainers in his current field.
this is facts.
the hive is allegedly angry,
but where are the lies?
personally,
i don’t listen to his music all like that,
but you cannot deny this wolf’s talent.
he dropped the video for the “finesse remix” with cardi b today.
well…

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