Beyonce Wants To Know How Big Your Gun Is

if you trade in this:

you can get tickets to go see this:

you decide what you want to do yet?…

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Do You Love Dem Hood Skrippas?

the following is one of them hood skrippas.
i can picture him dancing in some hole in the wall.
probably the best looking one in the joint…

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You Will NOT Stick A Crunch Bar Inside Me… EVER.

i’m starting to wonder if i’m going to die celibate?

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How To Get Beat Up On Camera With Your Ass Out In The Hood

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that was very hard to watch.
even though that person may have been wrong,
i don’t like to see people begging.

…. and at least stand up and put up some kind of fight?
shit.

my people.
we need to do so much better.

A Night With Shannon Brown Inside You

MY FAVORITE COUPLE NEXT TO BEY/JAY.

But, uh, I see why Monica jumped on that marriage.
I see you Mo.
I see what you did there.

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Mister Cee Wanted Something Cheap In Brook-Lynn

I’m still a little mad that Mister Cee
was up in this car at 5pm getting some slow neck.

(reminding me of that scene in For Colored Girls LOL)

But I’m even more mad that his tranny looked like this…..

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