f0xmail: I Just Want Head…and That’s It! Help!

*the following entry is parental advisory.
graphic language and images a bound!

FOXMAIL

Hey Jamari,

I’m going into my fifth year of college. Five years ago I thought college would be the time to really find myself but I haven’t done much of that. I’ve achieved in all other areas, top of my class, damn near 4.0 GPA, recognized leader on campus, going into my senior year with job offers in a good STEM field but my sex life still isnt figured out and I’ve been working since freshman year. I started looking at guys more but I noticed I don’t really like guys, I just like dick if that makes sense, and I only like head, no bottoming or topping. I tried going back to girls but I wasn’t getting up and it was awkward for both parties. I’m not into guys emotionally but it’s hard to get turned on by girls physically. I’m DL and also don’t want my business out there so I try not to mess around too much. What should I do?

MY ANSWER

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When Your Uber Driver Charges You For The Head

nothing like a getting/giving throat while driving,
right?
a show called “american gods” scared me from doing such a thing.
…kinda.
the she-hyena was giving head and he crashed the car.
well what if your uber driver decided to get head from a passenger?
no.
it’s not the intro to a “bang bus” movie.
this shit really happened.
a foxholer sent me what was put on the company’s facebook:

“On Sunday July 16th I received the most dangerous and inappropriate uber ride ever. As I approached my uber, I noticed there was a passenger in the front seat. I double checked to make sure I didn’t select UberPool, and then approached the car. I assumed it may have been a family member of some sort. As we pulled off the female in the front (who was clearly on drugs) attempted to open the door and could not even sit straight as the vehicle was in motion. She then began to grope him and grab him. They began to kiss and she began loosening his belt. As we got further and further from my pickup location I had no idea where I was, so I had to stay in the car. She then proceeded to perform oral sex. This was my last straw. I asked the driver to drop me off. Since I’ve contacted uber and they refunded me for trip and gave me a “$10 credit”. They’ve seen this video and are still “investigating”. They have been extremely bad at answering any messages I’ve sent, and I demand something gets done. This is not okay!”

this is the video they caught on snapchat
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Amanda Lepore May Have Given Head To Your Favorite Rapper

 

transvixen,
amanda lepore,
is doing some talking.
well,
fonting.
in her memoirs titled “doll parts”,
she claims she had a hook up with:

“a famous rapper,
who still has songs on the radio,
and wife has a similar bawdy as hers”

hmm.
allegedly,
all signs are pointing to an alleged “kanye west”.
this is an excerpt from the book via radaronline
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (68)

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viewer discretion is advised.

you’re with your manz in the car and feeling freaky.
you could give him a traveling smoothie.
that’s throat while he is driving.
nah…
already did that a few times and he almost crashed.
oh,
i know!
he could pull over on the highway and fuck…
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Jonathan “Heat” Martinez Gets Some Sex Tape Leakage?

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viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i guess it’s an alleged brother nut spillage today.
so i got some leakage dropped off to my box marked:

jonathan “heat” martinez getting head

allegedly.
i’ve looked at the clip,
but i can’t tell.
so i’ll let the foxhole decide
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (59)

tumblr_m45cbkaexs1r4yegro1_5001i find more and more that the world is becoming so uncouth.
nothing is really private anymore.
everyone has to upload damn near everything.
well an f-bi sent me the following video.
it’s an alleged mother giving head while her cub watches.
yes.
you read right.
the following video is:

18^
NSFW
RATED: ALL

okay here goes…

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