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Are Baller Wolves Hyped To Come Out Still A “Thing” In 2018?

since michael sam was a bust,
kerry rhodes wasn’t gay,
and the other “i came out/weee!!” baller wolves are irrelevant af,
they’re still looking for an athlete to come out the closet.
i feel like this is 2014 all over again.
well mediatakeout has an alleged story for us.
yes,
mto is still around.
they claim they saw a video of a nfl baller wolf giving head.
this is what they had to font…
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I’m Not A Hoe Because I Gave Head and Not Let Him Smash

i haven’t gotten my back blown out in a while.
i don’t know if i miss it.
with randoms,
it is a lot of wear and tear.
like,
my walls are expensive as is!
it seems like a lot of gays are not into fuckin’ anymore.
they have allegedly replaced it with a new “old” thing.
a foxholer sent me what’s supposedly hot in the forests via “cocktails and cocktalk”…
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (80)

*the following is parental advisory.
that means ya mama and daddy wouldn’t want you watching

there is a thrill when it comes to fuckin’ in public.
the adrenaline of “not wanting to get caught” is quite the aphrodisiac.
this is not what i had in mind via an f-bi…
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“I Only Gave Head 4 Times This Year. I’m Safe!”

well you getting more than calcium from giving head.
you might be getting a load of cancer.
so the head hunters out here are more at risk,
they’re saying.
an f-bi sent me an article from “the daily mail”.
it goes on to font…
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Did Misster Ray’s Boyfriend, Vic, Get Some Alleged Head Leakage?

*this entry is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

so,
as you know,
i’m not watching “love and hiphop hollywood”.
i do know misster ray from some other reality show.
i’m thinking “college hill”,
but don’t quote me.
anyway it seems he is dating someone in this new 2017 reality:

his name is vic.
well vic has some alleged sex tape leakage today.
the f-bi sent us the leakage for review…
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“I’d Like Head For My 10 Years On Earth Dad!” Boosie Thought.

i’m so glad i didn’t have to “penis measure” to my father.
that would have been exciting.
/endsarcasm
Lord knows i would have failed.
well boosie,
a rapping jackal supreme,
male cub had a birthday recently.
in “fathers doing too much” news,
this is what boosie allegedly told him on instagram…
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