I Tried To Ignore The Fact His Crotch Smelled Like Sanitation.

-1well look what we have here.
another normal day in the sauna.
some meat getting glazed for the picking…
but i saw something on tumblr and i had to post,
especially with the summer time here and now…

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Does Anyone Know Where My Knee Pads Went?

tumblr_lv8km5DGkc1qfm2v7o1_500god is interesting.
he really is, ain’t he?
i went to bed asking god:

“what do you want from me?
i do everything i’m suppose to do,
i have proven myself to be a good person.
seriously?
what do you want from me?”

i seem to be in a season of destruction,
rather than a season of blessings.
the last year has been emotionally tough.
its like i’m a farmer and all my crops keep getting destroyed.
every time i think i’m going towards a new season,
i plant new seeds for fresh harvest.
i water them and just wait.
boom.
more bullshit.
pests
no reign.
i woke up this morning and gave god thanks allowing me to see another day.
i usually go through my emails,
read the comments from the night before,
and check the news while in bed.
something inside told me to stop and go to spiritualinspiration.
i see this:

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God Sees…

tumblr_mh6owexzBA1qhmhdfo1_500i felt a little down tonight.
it’s expected.
i realize that it won’t get any easier yet.
i was scrolling down my tumblr TL and saw this entry.
i wanted to share it with everyone.
i know besides me,
someone else out there is going through it.
this message maybe needed for the foxhole…

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Meet Your New #Yeezus Album Cover (Part Deux)

_faintseriously kanye?…

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Meet Your New Jesus #yeezus

Kanye-West-Jesus-Rolling-Stone-Cover-Illuminatikanye west wants you to worship him.
he is coming out with an album on june 18th and guess what he titled it?
“yeezus”.
bow down and meet your new “jesus”:

tumblr_m09a7zU3Wa1r3jsyuo1_500kim kardashian instagrammed his new cover,
as well as the new yeezys

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Are You Going To Give This Dick Away To Anyone Else?

rosary-beadsi hope when god blesses me with a great wolf.
i want the typical things like loyalty,
intelligence,
faithfulness,
money,
but i hope he always turns me on.
i can’t get with just anyone and be happy.
i would cheat on that poor fella like it was nothin.
at least i’m honest.
i want that “olivia and fitz/scandal type bond”

damn.
their chemistry turns me on.
as dysfunctional as that is,
he loves her.
the way he looks at her when she walks in a room.
it’s like time stops.
he is attracted to everything about her.
mind.
body.
soul.
i nearly exploded watching that episode…

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