Tag: God
I Tried To Ignore The Fact His Crotch Smelled Like Sanitation.
well look what we have here.
another normal day in the sauna.
some meat getting glazed for the picking…
but i saw something on tumblr and i had to post,
especially with the summer time here and now…
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Does Anyone Know Where My Knee Pads Went?
god is interesting.
he really is, ain’t he?
i went to bed asking god:
“what do you want from me?
i do everything i’m suppose to do,
i have proven myself to be a good person.
seriously?
what do you want from me?”
i seem to be in a season of destruction,
rather than a season of blessings.
the last year has been emotionally tough.
its like i’m a farmer and all my crops keep getting destroyed.
every time i think i’m going towards a new season,
i plant new seeds for fresh harvest.
i water them and just wait.
boom.
more bullshit.
pests
no reign.
i woke up this morning and gave god thanks allowing me to see another day.
i usually go through my emails,
read the comments from the night before,
and check the news while in bed.
something inside told me to stop and go to spiritualinspiration.
i see this:
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God Sees…
Meet Your New Jesus #yeezus
Are You Going To Give This Dick Away To Anyone Else?
i hope when god blesses me with a great wolf.
i want the typical things like loyalty,
intelligence,
faithfulness,
money,
but i hope he always turns me on.
i can’t get with just anyone and be happy.
i would cheat on that poor fella like it was nothin.
at least i’m honest.
i want that “olivia and fitz/scandal type bond”…
damn.
their chemistry turns me on.
as dysfunctional as that is,
he loves her.
the way he looks at her when she walks in a room.
it’s like time stops.
he is attracted to everything about her.
mind.
body.
soul.
i nearly exploded watching that episode…
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