Tag: God
Remember When We Smashed Ontop That Isuzu Truck?
Does anyone remember this video?
CLICK HERE TO SEE SCORPION IN ACTION
Who doesn’t remember that video?
I got many a great nutz off to that foXXX back in the day.
Sexy ass Wolf.
Scorpion tattoo… ON HIS DICK (you already know how I feel about Scorpios)
Fucking a Fox on top of an Isuzu truck.
Well, rumors were saying he died.
Some were saying jail.
I even heard some saying a mental institution.
Due to some trusty Fox field work,
I found him…
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I Hear It Is Bad Luck To Open An Umbrella In The House
Rain drops falling on my head…
They say when it rains; it pours.
You better hope you have your umbrella or you will get soaked.
Right now in the Concrete Jungle, it is pouring.
Who knew it would also be pouring while I am in the house…
We cannot avoid bad things from happening to us.
We can pray, pay tithes, and even command the assistance of a voodoo priestess,
but we will still find ways to land knee deep in bullshit.
But, how do you make it all go by easier?
Or, do we just have to have faith that things will work out for the best?
Why it is so easy to have faith when things are going our way…
…but when it isn’t, we forget it exists?
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Even After It Is All Said and Done, I’d Still Let Him Beat.
Time waits for no man.
This is why I believe my cakes wait for no man either.
You think I am playing.
I can drop one Wolf and move onto the next with no issues if I feel I’m playing “The Waiting Game”.
I see my Foxy counterparts waiting for Wolves to realize they are “worth it”.
But, while you are waiting, he really isn’t.
Matter fact, he probably forget you even exist when a ripe juicy Foxtail is in his face.
In some strange cases, a nice fat vagina.
So, is it best to have options?
Or, do we just hold out in hope that the one we think is “the one” finally recognizes we are “the one“?
So, what are you waiting for?
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Crazy, Stupid, Forbidden, Love
Why do we love things that do not love us?
Or, why do we like to chase things that are out of our leagues?
I’m not saying that the peasant cannot get his Baller Wolf.
HELL, even the whore has become the husband after all is said and done.
But what happens when you get into a situation where you do fall for someone,
and they do fall for you,
but it just isn’t possible to pursue it at that time being?
When it comes to forbidden love…
Is it better next lifetime?
I’d Pay To See This Sex Tape…
God.
Along with the Baller Wolf of my dreams, an iPad, and Louis V sneaks for Christmas,
I pray that you allow these two to leak a sex tape.
Oh, and God?
I pray I will be good for the rest of the… day and eat all my vegtables.
Thank you God.
Amen…
He Better Keep Me Satisfied… Or I’m Getting With His Cousin
Nothing is loving like a shiny new Baller Wolf.
Let’s face it, getting a new Wolf that you can tolerate is like riding a bike and not falling.
Or, going to your favorite store and finding out everything is 75% off.
Even, finding a blank check on the ground and going buck wild with “0“.
Better yet, a genie with unlimited wishes…
you get the point.
But, will you be truly satisfied with one Wolf?
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