“I want to fuck you so good that you will want me to own that boi pussy.
You are so damn sexy, you know that?”

First off, no.
My azz is not a storage unit for sale.
Second off, are we still using the word “boi pussy” in our vocabs in 2011?
Third, can we try to re-word that phrase in a way I haven’t heard before?

That was the text I got out the blue yesterday during “Vomit Mania” from a Wolf I met on a chat site sometime last week.
I sent him a regular face pic (that wasn’t even my best) and that is what he had to reply.

Eh, typical.

I don’t know about my other Foxes, but I have a super power.
One I am sure that is a gift, but it can also be a curse.
I have the power of sexually attracting Wolves to me.
And sometimes, I’m actually afraid to use it (see above convo).
And as much as that is a great and I shouldn’t complain…

Can being “sexy” hinder you really getting to know someone?

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Nerd did me so well.
You did a Fox so so so well mister.

Ya know, that gives the wrong impression when you read it out loud lol

Well as you know, I consider this Wolf to be my Jumpoff In My Head.…

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Foxes…

You know here in the Foxhole, we support nice peens.

Especially when they are attached to nice looking men with nice looking bodies.
Nothing brings a smile to our faces than a beautiful man with the right package.

…And by package that could mean in cotton or jewelry box.
😉

But, uh, this sausage here:

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Kim Kardashian an her family are just about over.
THANK GOD!
Yeah, I said it… right along with the other people, blogs, and news outlets.

I have been low key watching this disaster from afar and I can say her extended 15 minutes are ticking at a 11:20.
I tried to tell people she was nothing but a talentless attention whore with a fake ass.
Everyone got sucked into her looks and the fact she can piece together an outfit.
That didn’t impress me because I could see right through her.

She wrote a letter to her “fans” (didn’t know she had them) making a brief statement about her… problems.
In it, she claims she is a *in Kim voice* “Just a romantic!”
An over the top wedding that was paid by sponsors?
Didn’t know a romantic could make love look so… forced?
Especially with a Wolf you could see she had no real connection with.
Either way, her sad situation got me to thinking about how other people fall for the silliest things.

Do people just see the surface?

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When will these ballers learn?!

…. or is a good “leaked” peen picture the new black?

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