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I Fucked Chris Brown Last Night and He Laid Some Serious Pipe

“I’M SO KIDDING!”

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Imagine what is it like to be Breezy Wolf?

You are the next coming to Michael Jackson.
No one can touch your talent on the mic and the dance floor.
You can have whatever you want… and pretty much whomever you want.
You done dug out pop stars, porn stars, models, producers, and his own manager.
So, you go through the industry using your “power” to get as much “?-hole” as you want.

Well, you don’t have to be Breezy Wolf to have this life kids.
You can basically have a little bit of power in this industry and people will be willing to fuck you.
The same people who probably wouldn’t take you seriously on a sunny day on the street,
are now dropping their pants to get a piece of what you have.
But, what happens when people use their titles to become groupies?
Is there a subtle way to be a “professional groupie”?
And, why do they always end up looking so thirsty with their mud on their faces?

What is the benefits of being a groupie?

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He Is Ugly As Sin… But He Laces Me In The Finest Things

When I see a Wolf, I see his face first.

SHOCKING, I know.
Most Foxes scanning for dick prints.
I figure, I got to look at you.

Then, I scan his lips.
Then I take a trip around his body.
I determine if he has nice arms and a nice chest.
I then scan to his cakes and see if he is holding some Charmin type cheeks back there.
As I am scanning, I look at his gear to see if he has some sort of style.
Finally, I’ll determine how good he is in bed.

….yup, I can be pretty damn shallow.
But, I started to wonder if that is healthy.
I have been attracted to some Wolves who no one thought was sexy, so I’m not that bad.
Some people can go out there, get with someone they aren’t really attracted to, and get something out the deal.
Whether it is money, free rides, or eventually fall in love.

I started to wonder:

Is having a standard on the men you choose to date healthy?

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You Ain’t Nothing But A Big Fat Bully… so There!

“UM, SAY WHAT????”

We have all had the moments.
Someone says something to us and we are ready to knock their heads right off their shoulders.
The older I get, I realize that people are really shady.
They are not nice and will try to treat you like shit.
It use to bother me until I learned how to skillfully be nice/nasty.
So I had to ask you, my reader…

How much bullshit do you tolerate?

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Who Needs To Run The World? (Foxes)

The money on the bed.
The Wolf damn near fucked out.
All of the expensive things.
Looking like the roles should be reversed through a Wolf’s eyes…

But in Fox World,
that is just a Tuesday…

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The Tale of a Fox Who Messed With A Pre-Baller Wolf

I need a boo.

One who will take care of me when I am sick.
One who will rescue me when I am at my lowest.
UGH.
I hate being alone.
I have friends, but I need a MAN.
Nothing feels better than a Wolf taking care of you.

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In my state of almighty sickness yesterday,
a Fox sent me an email that 1) inspired me…
…and 2) made me throw up.

Not because of what he said.
But it got me so excited, that my poor stomach went into overdrive.
A Fox who has dealt with a Baller Wolf before he was a Baller Wolf.