one of the problems with being a good lookin wolf is being cat fished.
yes that moment where you may have girlfriends/boyfriends all over net.
you probably got cute little children on ( x here ).
it isn’t a good feeling to know that you are completely straight,
yet unknown to you,
be the main attraction in the gay online world.
not only is the innocent and thirsty being led on,
someone’s reputation is being butchered.

x also illegal.

this is why the foxhole is here to save the day.
i got an email from the above wolf,
terron beckham,
himself and it reads…

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i always had a feeling reality shows were fake.
i didn’t want to believe it,
ya know?
people would tell me,
but i wanted to hold onto the hope it was at least realistic.
that bottle flying for that vixen’s head.
tearing up the store or restaurant.
“this bitch is shaking the table!”
that big ass armenian family and their wacky hijinks.
i thought it meant something.
who knew all of it was really all acting?
i should have known better.
i soon found out…

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i guess this “soon to, but maybe not” pre baller wolf was hungry.
listen the struggle is real and got people doing dumb shit.
everyone meet zayd issah:

it seems high school lunch just wasn’t enough.
do they still do pizza day?
he got busted using counterfeit bills at mcdonalds and other restaurants…

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were they just misunderstood?
was cruella de vil just a woman with expensive taste?
was ursula just trying to play match maker for ariel and eric?
what about captain hook?
was he just minding his business when a bunch of flying brats took over his boat?

well shit,
i know one thing?
i learned today!
how much is it this time?
hell i lost count.
same story.
i became cool with someone,
was there for them on their lowest…
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hot rod looks like an ostrich.
he has to be something out of the bird family to even consider doing this here…

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so you want cake?
cheeks?
boo-tay?

you don’t want to pay the $10,000 to go to a professional.
get the fat sucked out of one place and put in your ass.
nope.
you want to go to that man you heard about that live in the apartment in the back alley.
the others got it done and they look great!
well i got something that may make you chill on that…

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