one of my readers just sent me the following bit of ratch tonight.
i was at a loss for words when i saw it...
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aww she is pretty.
too bad she a little cray cray.
i thought this was a wonderful story before bed.
it makes should make you feel all warm inside.
so that lovely jackal is named tiona rodriguez.
she is from my city and recently got arrested.
why?
well she went shoplifting with her son in her bag…
dead son that is.
yup…

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pharrell got jay z grossed the fuck out off “two girls; one cup”?
well this showed up on my twitter feed today.
you know i had to watch that asap.
after some sniffing around,
i found the video clip!
ready for it?…

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if he was completely naked and wanted to give you a hug,
would you let him?
just a question.
well this naked gentleman wanted to give random hugs in a cali train station.
and well…

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they say you have to kiss enough frogs before you meet your prince.
can i get a rough estimate?
seriously?
well on a totally different topic,
and side of the world,
people in japan are eating live frogs as sushi…

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so the best man has got to be one of my favorite black movies.
this right here:

lance sullivan.
baller wolf.
that sexual chocolate bar was so perfect to me.
when he was crying at the altar,
you could as well of handed him my drawz.
so when i heard they were making a sequel,
i seriously laughed.
i mean they ain’t stupid than to ruin a classic, right?
wrong!
they were serious af.
it’s called “the best man holiday” and they released the teaser…

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