i can never get over some of these baller wolves paws.
some of them need to come with warning labels.
shaquille o’neal showed his to the world on tv.
foxhole,
you have been warned…
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they say you never know where someone is been until you walked a mile in their shoes.
well boxer wolf,
adrien broner,
has walked a couple miles with no shoes on.
he thought we wanted to see his paw situation on the gram and well…
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one thing i can’t do is stink.
smelling it and reading about it.
so i know you heard about the two hyenas disrespecting the “bed, bath, and beyond” display bed.
( x read that story here )
scabies and shit.
 you know i was sick reading that.
well you know they were so bad,
the station they were at had to fumigated?
well this is what happened via the daily mail…
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how do you tell someone,
after they invite you over for dinner,
that the slop they made looks indigestible?
well you go ahead and think.
i’ll say it so i can head to the nearest restaurant.
 laura govan,
of bbw fame,
wants us to see her cheffin’ skills!
look at what she made for dinner…
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one thing that drives me crazy is a dirt mouth.
like,
have you ever met an attractive dude,
the outside was looking’ real good,
his pictures on instagram was on fleek,
but as soon as he opened his mouth,
it smelled like the garbage of a coroner’s office?
yeah.
no bueno x’s 110.
mouth hygiene is very important in your daily interactions.
you can smell really good with your scent,
but that can trumped if your breath smells like straight dookie.
you know its real bad when you gotta use the word “dookie”.
now not every day will our mouth be “so fresh; so clean”,
but these are tips to avoid violating someone’s nostrils…
Continue reading “What That Mouth (Won’t) Do” →

ive heard of straight wolves doing weird shit being homophobic.
vixens have shared some wild stories about homophobic wolves.
one vixen told me a wolf slapped her in the middle of sex because:

she made the mistake of grabbing and squeezing on his ass.

…like what???
well what i just read on tumblr took the whole cake.
(no pun intended)…
Continue reading “How To Be Homophobic and Do Weird Shit” →