New England Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco agreed to restructure his contract for the coming season, lowering his base salary to $1 million from the $3 million he had been scheduled to earn, according to a league source.

The restructured deal ensures that Ochocinco will be returning to Patriots training camp this summer.

The paperwork on the contract is expected to be turned in to the NFL Players Association this week.

Ochocinco, 34, struggled in his first season with the Patriots after being acquired in a trade with theCincinnati Bengals, catching just 15 passes for 276 yards and a touchdown.

The Patriots have added many new faces at the receiver position this offseason too, agreeing to deals with Brandon Lloyd, Donte’ Stallworth andAnthony Gonzalez. Deion Branch agreed to a one-year deal to return and Wes Welker received the team’s franchise tag.

SAY WHAT?!

After he pays his taxes, agent fees and child support he will be……broke.

Evelyn better start searching for a new come-up because I can see that Maserati he got her heading right to the tow lot.
Then people do not like her character at this point? Star Jones up in her ass and Jennifer becoming the break out star.

WOW… how the mighty start to fall.
She better go feed the homeless or save a cat from a tree.

See Ev, being an EVIL bitch doesn’t really prosper after all.

I use to be scared of the dick.
Now I throws lips to the shit.
Handles it like a real bitch….

Yet, Lil Kim is alone… and a face full of crazy.
She has a wall so high up that a nigga needs a hurdle to get over it.
Trina has boasted that she is the baddest bitch,
but there is yet to be a ring on that finger.
She was sending crying pictures to Kenyon Martin after he dropped her ass.
That doesn’t sound like the “baddest bitch” to me.
Evelyn Lozada probably has some great Spanish twat,
but it left her engaged for 9 years to Antoine Walker and putting up with bullshit from Ochocino.
She politely told him on national TV that if he wants to fuck some other bitch,
she will buy the condoms.
She also told him that she needs to “like the girl” if they decide to menage.
Excuse me, say what now??!?
… and these are just Vixens!
Don’t even get me started on the gay side of the fence.
Because realistically, we are all a hot ass mess on this side of town.

Every muthafucka thinks their shit is official.
I sometimes have to roll my eyes when I see/hear/smell that bullshit.
We listen to these rap divas and real life bitches and take on their sexual persona.
On social media and even real life,
everyone is bragging they have the tightest walls or the official throat.
But, if all it took was some bomb dome or good Foxtail to “keep a Wolf in the house“…
why is you alone in the crib doing Kegals?
Or, you sitting on a chat site all damn day  going through men like jock straps in the NFL?
Just stop it….

You could have some nice plump lips from “Casa De La SupaHead“,
or even the fattest ripest ass that would put Buffy the Body to shame,
but my question is…

Why are you still single?

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I caught the following tweets from Lil Duval and I had to ask myself was he right?

I chuckled for a minute, but then reality set in….

Is there such a thing as a smart hoe?

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What if I told you that the reason you maybe alone is because your attitude has gone to shit?

Would you believe me?
Would you want to fight me?
Would you stop reading my site?
Or, would you actually do some self realization and listen?

I would hope you do the last one because you really don’t want none of this!
lol
But seriously, they say our attitudes determine our latitudes.
Well if that is the case…

Why are so many of us still learning how to fly?

Continue reading “Your Attiude Fucking Sucks Dude.” →

Dracula
The Wolf man
Frankenstein
Evelyn from Basketball Wives

Do you know what they all have in common?

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