which emoji do you send when you want some sex? (don’t send the obvious!)

i am not a picky fox when it comes to texting a wolf that i’m into.
i only have a few “leave unread until further notice” tho:

1. Dry-ass texting gets you ghosted.
2. I don’t need good morning or good night texts. Just text.
3. I shouldn’t hear from you in days.
4. Sending me nudes without warning gets you ghosted for life. Period.

i’m pretty much down for anything else.
a foxholer sent me a study from the us emoji trend report,
something i didn’t know was a “thing”,
about the one emoji that will make you less likable

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yakiboy wants you to break him off a slice for the (instagram) culture

go talent!
folks are gonna get creative to show how “liked” they are these days.
since instagram is starting to take away “likes” from posts,
it seems many of us have to get creative to boost engagement.
hossein balapour
yakiboy” aka “@leon68yaki” on instagram,
wanted his followers to get creative with the following picture…

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The Foxhole On Your Phone

i’m so excited about the following!
so last night,
i was randomly looking through my emojis watching “bates motel”.
sidebar: have you guys caught up?
this final season is a lituation.
anyway…
so i was scrolling through and guess what i saw?…
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I Want Your Eggplant In Between My OK Hand Sign (Emoji)

_5991509371they need an condom emoji.
just saying.
they finally gave us a middle finger.
can we get a condom?

well i saw a sex safe ad from mtv earlier,
which incorporated some of our favorite sext emojis in it.
i just have to ask…
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