if you didn’t think he was the king before…
so lebron james is out here doing the Lord’s work.
as you know,
he just ( x opened up an elementary school ) called “i promise”.
it’s in his hometown of akron, ohio.
i bet if anyone tries to shade him,
all he gotta say is “open up a school”.
as you also know,
he called trump a bum in a tweet last year:

…and he explained more about it in a recent interview with don lemon:

well our busy and mature president found time to respond on his usual.
this is what he tweeted about lebron and even don…
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foxhole.
^that is rea life a racoon,
up close and personal.
they can be hard to spot,
but this one has particular fur that you can’t miss.
kanye would be so proud.
so everyone meet eugenior joseph.
he claims he was harassed at the cheesecake factory for his MAGA hat.
a foxholer sent me the whole story via “the daily mail”…
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so as i was writing some goodies for the foxhole,
my phone started blowing up like crazy.
not even a wolf trying to secure the box for tonight.
smh.
it was all about that orange jackal in the white house.
apparently,
he gave orders to bomb syria…
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so who watched the oscars last sunday?
*silence*
oh,
only just me?
well according to ( x cnn ),
no one watched.
it was one of the lowest in history.
it brought in 26.5 million viewers compared to last years 33 mill.
i don’t know how that’s low,
but whatever.
well,
our fearless leader got twitter to address the calamity.
this is what he had to font…
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i have seen some raccoons thirst for hd approval,
but this is absolutely ridiculous.
so eminem,
one of my fav lyricists,
ripped trump a new one during a cypher at the ’17 bet awards.

i don’t know if i like this beard on em.
either way.
it didn’t stop “the old em/slim shady” from making an appearance.
well two trump-pets,
by the names of “diamond and silk”,
took offense to em’s verse.
they decided to band together for a diss track…

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i said i banished him,
but i had to font about this.
i nearly screamed at work.
i couldn’t resist.
i saw the following today and it had me vex to no end.
so donald trump took his fat ass to puerto rico today.
look at what he told them down there during a press conference…
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